Hire Jackie

What you can book

• Corporate events — Twenty minutes at the company party, the kickoff or the awards dinner that people still quote on Monday. Clean to your brief, and about your company.
• Emcee & host — Someone has to run the room: the introductions, the awards, the raffle nobody planned for, the dead air before the toast. Hosting is the part she loves.
• Private parties — A stand-up set in your living room or backyard, with the guest of honor written into it. Clean or grown-up is your call.
• Fundraisers & galas — Comedy that warms the room before the ask. A clean set, a host who keeps the program on time, or both. Galas, benefits, school and church nights.
• Clean comedy — No cursing, no sex, no politics, and nobody in your room as the punchline. Everything else is fair game.
• Comedy nights for your community — A ninety-minute clean comedy show for your clubhouse, fellowship hall or brewery: a touring headliner, a local opener, Jackie hosting, sound and tickets handled. The show she runs in Lakeway with Comic Cure.

How booking works

1. Email the date, the venue or city, the audience size and the occasion. Availability and a quote come back.
2. A short call before the night: who's who, the running jokes, and what stays off the table.
3. Once you say yes, the date, time and fee are confirmed in writing.
4. On the night she's early, checks the mic, does the job, and stays out of your way.

Based in the Austin area: Lakeway, Bee Cave and the Hill Country, downtown Austin, Round Rock and Cedar Park, San Antonio. Farther for the right room.

What shapes the quote

The date and how far ahead it is, the drive, how long she is on the microphone, whether it is a set or hosting or both, and how much of the night she is responsible for. Send those five things and a real number comes back, not a range.

Before you book

See Jackie liveWatch a setRead her backgroundPress kit